BikeSnobNYC Trusts The Beard

I prefer to receive information from the amply-bearded, for beards are authoritative and lend the wearer's words additional credence and gravitas. In fact, when told something by the smoothly-shaven or naturally hairless, I am usually skeptical and will often seek out a bearded person for corroboration. [Via BikeSnobNYC.]

-The Pogonologist