Friday, January 9, 2009

Fake Facial Hair - Buy Some Today!!

2008 may have been the Year of the Moustache, but I believe that false facial hair of all colors and creeds is here to stay. Above we have phony sideburns in the shape of Cowboy boots. Perfect for phony cowboys, or great if you have a deathwish in, say, Texas. And no, the boots are not the only facial hair variant available:

A more traditional optional is available for those who look to the Hollywood set for all that is hip and hirsute - The Bendable Party Moustache.

Hop on over to www.mcphee.com for even more crap you don't need, including the above. Special thanks to N.P. for the find.

-The Pogonologist

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