Brewers Advance To Playoffs

In the above digital representation of a photograph, Bearded Brewers C. C. Sabathia & Ryan Braun, saviors to Brew Crew fans the world over, celebrate a Glorious Day. The Cubs were defeated in what will hopefully be a preview of the days to come. The Milwaukee Brewers had previously not played a meaningful game in October since 1982.

-The Pogonologist