Moustache For Hire: Conrad Dobler

With a name like Conrad Dobler, you would have to figure there would be a moustache in there somewhere, along with a professional football career. (You would be right on both counts.)

Did you know that Conrad Dobler will be happy to speak to your Boy or Girl Scout Troop, Knight of Columbus Chapter, or Book Club for the low price of $2,501 to $5000? What a deal.

-The Pogonologist