The Fingerstache Will Not Go Away

The Fingerstache in Question.

Dallas Braden, a fellow who is very territorial when it comes to his pitchin' mound, threw a perfect game the other day. If the record books are to be trusted, it was the 19th in the history of America's Game. More importantly, Dallas is an aficionado of the Fingerstache, as you no doubt will have observed in the digital representation of a photograph found above. Personally, I think it makes him look like one of these, but that's just one man's opinion.

-The Pogonologist