A fake beard available just in time for the only quasi-holiday of notice in the month of March.From the Beardhead.com website:
Beard Head will protect your head from the cold and keep your upper lip and chin toasty warm, much like a real beard would!
Try wearing a Beard Head out on the ski slopes and impress your friends with your awesome fashion sense! Do your best Viking or Pirate impression by donning a Beard Head at your next sporting event!
Stand in all your Beard-y glory as your friends and familiy stare in awe of your manly Beard Head! Buy yours today!
I salute the creators of the beardhead and subsequent world-wide-web-store for their spirit of entrepreneurship. And while "real" beards and moustaches fail to protect against the cold to a greater or lesser degree IMHO, I wish them success at the expense of those who would wear their product(s). My only question is when will they have a Beardcap of the Phoenix ready to ship out.
Special thanks to Evil E for the tip-off.
-The Pogonologist
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