Moustached Dream Date

If your dream date doesn't have a moustache, then he ain't a dream date, sweetheart.

-The Pogonologist

Centaur Beard

And the close-up:

-The Pogonologist

Very Rare Beards - American Movie Star Edition

 

Now that's a one-two-three combination if ever there was such a thing. Bet your bottom dollar.

-The Pogonologist

Just Like Jesus: Stan Borys

Stan Borys looks just like Jesus. He is also something of a star. His beard has star-potential, this much I do know.

According to Wikipedia (yeah yeah, whatever, I know):

Because of his "Jesus-like-look" image (he has long hair, a beard and always wears a cross necklace), and liberty-themed songs, he experienced problems with the communist government which often cut off his appearances on TV, and censored his lyrics.

 I don't know about you, but I believe it. There is power in the Jesus Beard. I know this. I used to have one. Naturally I had the long, flowing locks as well. (Obviously, you can't have a Jesus Beard without the long, flowing locks.)

Stan currently drives a 1998 Jaguar XJR (this also according to Wikipedia). Then again, so does this guy.

-The Pogonologist

Science Beard: Aubrey de Grey

Aubrey de Gray is a "biogerentologist" (yeah, I didn't know they had those either) with a beard so large that it cannot be photographed in its entirety.

I learned about him and his audacious ("Aubracious"? Nope, taken.) beard via Time Magazine (yeah, I didn't think they were still around, either). But this particular magazine was on-line. Amazing, yes. At any rate, here is the quote:

A British biologist with a doctorate from Cambridge and a famously formidable beard, de Grey runs a foundation called SENS, or Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence.

For the full, famously formidable article, dig on this. 

-The Pogonologist

Moustache Band: Hard Meat

With a name like "Hard Meat," you pretty much have to have (at minimum) a moustache to be in the this band. No excuses, Gary. (Gary was not in the band but Mick, Mike and Dolan were.) Like a previously featured moustache band, this one includes a pair of bros.

Careful with the google searches for these guys, kids. You might see something you wish you hadn't.  Here's a song from the band, "Through A Window." Look out, here it comes:

-The Pogonologist

Postal Beards: John Greenleaf Whittier

-The Pognonologist